A NEW CURE. Old Lady from the Rural Districts.  "My boy, Ebenezer, was deown ter this yer Fair last week, an' he does talk a spell abeout a new Rheumatic Railroad.  Seeing as I've had a long spell of Rheumatiz, I concluded as heow I'd come deown to try it.  Be you one of the Conductors?  How often does it go, hey?"